i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
