I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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