We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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