I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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