is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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