Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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