i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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