Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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