I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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