i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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