What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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