Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
