you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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