She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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