We should be called the Road Head Warriors
there was a trapeze. enough said
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
