Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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