Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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