I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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