I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
