Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
me + whiskey = a bad person
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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