I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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