You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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