at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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