Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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