what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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