yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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