That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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