You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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