Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My dick has a subreddit
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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