Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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