if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
The air was thick with penises
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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