Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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