Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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