she looked like the bat from fern gully.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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