Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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