apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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