It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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