Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
