This girl is more easily done than said...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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