Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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