i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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