So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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