Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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