That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
