No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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