Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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