I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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