I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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