He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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