halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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