Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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