ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
