McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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