these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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