come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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