Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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